He: My height, mousy hair, shruggy posture. White button up short sleeve shirt and grey slacks.
Hint of a moustache. No more than 24 years.
Me: So what kind of sandwich did you get?
He: (proudly) It's a dagwood.
Me: What's that? Ham...?
He: It's everything. Beef, ham, turkey, bacon...
Me: ... oh.